Seriously?

So yesterday was pretty much a normal Friday. Card total for 2020 is at 1 for me 4 for my late mum.
A former friend now acquaintance decided to advise me that her now adult son was digitizing her old beta videos for her Christmas present and stumbled across the only sex tape including me that exist. Thankfully the poor kid didn’t want to be fired for copying porn and was subject to his moms gloriously awesomeness.
I’m curious yet mortified.